Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and